George Michaels: Staying Out of the Men’s Rooms Long Enough to Perform

British pop star George Michael, not content to stay at home and play with his make-up, is on tour for the first time in well over a decade and he’s using the opportunity to take the usual low, crude shot at our President.

As part of his show, a huge blow-up George Bush pops up over the stage holding a mug of beer in one hand and a cigar in the other. Then Michaels, after fumbling with George’s zipper, releases a blow-up bulldog with a United Kingdom flag on it’s back that appears to have the bite on the President’s pants. Of course, the crowd loves it because, well those are the kind of people that would pay to see George Michaels in the first place.


Michaels’ most notable acomplishments include:

  • Member of the 80’s duo, Wham! (yes, the exclamation mark is part of the band’s name).
  • A 1998 arrest in a Beverly Hills men’s room. He had exposed himself and was performing unusual parlor tricks for the benefit of an undercover cop.
  • He was the victim of a sharp-eyed photographer this summer who spotted a disheveled Michaels strolling out from behind a bush with a Mr. Norman Kirtland. Kirtland was apparently not a regular receiver of Michael’s affections and was described as a “pot-bellied, 58-year-old, jobless van driver.”

As a credible critic of people in high places, Michaels’ credentials seem to be at least as good as most of the other misfits who are at the forefront of the leftist movement.

5 Responses to “George Michaels: Staying Out of the Men’s Rooms Long Enough to Perform”

  1. George Michaels, Mark Foley, Dennis Hasterbate. Threes a pod. The Repubs are toast.

  2. Apparently George Michaels has never enticed underaged boys. Certainly Mark Foley has masterbated over the phone (or messenger?) with a page. That was just reported on Fox News. So Hastert has done nothing even when he know that Foley was soliciting pictures of pages. Hastert could have stopped the masterbation long ago, by stopping the expected behavior of Foley, but he didn’t do it. Even conservatives say that Hastert shoud go.

  3. Tom says:

    Hey Gary-

    It’s thrilling when idiot lefties like you go apoplectic over something I write!

    First of all, you might sound a little more credible if you could spell – it’s masturbate, not masterbate.

    Second, how do you know Michaels has never enticed an underage boy? My money says he has.

    Third, you left Bill Clinton and Barney Franks (just to name a few) off your list.

    And fourth, according to Democrat strategist Bob Bechel, a sizeable chunk of the Democrat vote are gays, and the gays will be sypathetic (in private at least) with Foley’s cravings.

  4. Tony, I sometimes misspell bankruptcy too. But that is exactly what will happen to many in the middle class because of predatory lending practices established by our banker first fed. So, Dems will attract middle class votes as they see houses for sale all over the place, and as they see their equity slowly disappear.

    I am not defending Michaels. I am just saying that it was a republican leader in the house who was caught. Kind of makes it tough for Ann Coulter, who thinks she and republicans have the high moral ground on everything. We know that they can be even more scoundrelish than the Dems at times.

  5. Now Hastert says he hardly knew Foley. What another bunch of bull. That is coverup talk. I have come to understand Republicanspeak, Rovespeak. You have to read between the lines. And when the Repubs, who claim to be superior ethically, fall, they make much bigger hypocrits.

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