Alec Baldwin & Robert Altman Belong Together - In Paris
“When I see an American flag flying, it’s a joke.” - Robert Altman
Since Alec ‘I never met a woman I didn’t like to beat’ Baldwin is having so much trouble with the ladies, here’s a plan.
Alec - do the popular thing (in Hollywood at least) and take perrenial pothead and erstwhile director Robert Altman by the hand and wing your way to Paris where you can whisper inane statements, catalogueing your hatred for America, to one another forevermore.
As you must know, Alec, Bobby made the very same promise to leave the good old U.S. forever if Bush was elected that you did. And he hates the country that has afforded him the spoiled lifestyle he enjoys just the same as you.
If you should decide to stay, and it appears you have, you should remember that when you open your large mouth and say stupid things, be prepared to back them up. If not, you run the risk of appearing to be an idiot, as you do right now.
P.S. - Please pass this bit of advice along to Altman, and please tell him that calling the American flag a “joke” says nothing about the American flag but it gives us a good reason to laugh at him.