American Flag Blog

The level of anti-Americanism around the globe seems to have reached an all-time high, if you use American flag burning as a guage, that is. In recent months, there have been flag burning occurences in the U.K., Germany, France, Pakistan, Iran, Palestine, Argentina, Brazil and of course, the United States, just to name a few. Burning American flags is, hands down, the favorite pastime of America Haters everywhere.

The war in Iraq has been in recent years, the justification for various opportunistic world leaders such as Germany’s Gerhard Schroeder and France’s Jacques Chirac, along with their legions of smug adherents, to wave their arrogant and spindly fingers at us in admonition for our imperialistic tendencies. But if you think that the U.S. incursion into Iraq is the sole cause of all this vitriol, think again, for there is no end to the crimes against humanity and other life forms that we are capable of.

Enter former Canadian Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Defense, Paul Hellyer, who is now the spokesman for a number of groups calling on the Parliament of Canada to convene public hearings on Exopolitics, the diplomatic relations with extra terrestrials.

In a speech at the University of Toronto in September, Hellyer said,  "UFOs, are as real as the airplanes that fly over your head… I’m so concerned about what the consequences might be of starting an intergalactic war, that I just think I had to say something."

Then he added this startling revelation, "The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide." He received a standing ovation.

So there you have it, the Canadians are not concerned that President Bush may now go after Iran or North Korea. Oh no, Bush and his cronies can’t pull the woolen Canadian flag over their eyes - the Iran and North Korea rhetoric is just a smoke-screen to hide the President’s true agenda. Bush is gunning for E.T.!

Of course, the Canadian Government isn’t taking this seriously. In fact, Canada’s Senate side-stepped Hellyer’s call for hearings by saying that their schedule was full for 2005. Canada has for years strongly opposed any weapons-in-space program the United States might implement, so Hellyer’s efforts might actually be viewed by some Canadian officials as detrimental to the credibility of the official Canadian stance.

But Hellyer and his tinfoil-beanie-wearing cohorts are not deterred. Said a spokesperson, “We are going ahead with our request to Prime Minister Paul Martin and the official opposition leaders in the House of Commons now, and we will re-apply with the Senate of Canada in early 2006. Time is on the side of open disclosure that there are ethical Extraterrestrial civilizations visiting Earth. Our Canadian government needs to openly address these important issues of the possible deployment of weapons in outer war plans against ethical ET societies.”

Why can’t the Canadians just burn American flags like everyone else?

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